I normally try to avoid publishing two blogs in one day… But in this case, I couldn’t help myself.
Pizza Hut now serves pasta. I just TRIED to order some weird new Tuscan chicken alfredo pizza from Pizza Hut… but apparently I can’t reed gud, because my dumb ass got a box of pasta delivered. It turns out, however, that my momentary bout of illiteracy was, in fact, A GIFT FROM THE GODS.
I’m laying in a fat pile of post-orgasmic bliss on the couch.
Pizza Hut’s new pasta line will change your life. True story.
